YOU ARE: BUGGINS!
Buggins is a refined gent with a taste for the finer things in life. Especially grapes and designer fashions. Like most bugs, Buggins was born in a trash dump but used his economic prowess to earn himself a vineyard in Napa, CA. He holds Napa's biggest Parcheesi tournament every year and top hats are mandatory. Sometimes Buggins and pals drink too much grape juice and stay up all night 'buggin' the neighbors.